Big Nose Returns!!! BUGGER

[wuwacing]

Jesus H. Christ!!!!!!!!
Just when you thought it was safe to back to the V8 Supercars, who should show up as a commentator, FUCKIN' Skaife!!!
Between him & bloody Crompton, the only way you'll be able to watch the telecasts is with the sound turned off!!
Did any one count how many time during the Top Ten Shootout, the Wanker Twins professed that "He's run wide, that'll hurt his time", only to see at the end of the lap they'd actually gone to the top of the time sheet.. I lost count due to looking for the remote to hit mute & laughing so much... ;D
Take the hint, tape it up!!!!
It's going to be a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG season

[wuwacing]

Word around the camp fire is that VMAN is a closet Big Nose fan!!!
Turns out he didn't mind "The Nose" commentating in Adelaide & is looking forward to hearing his irritating tone for the rest of the season!!
Could it be that the Vster is really a Holden fan in Ford clothing??? Or he gets his rocks off over guys with big honkers??

[vman]

i said i didnt mind it but i am still ford all the way, are you?

[wuwacing]

OK Vster, your Ford all the way.. Didn't answer the Big Nose fetish question did you??
As to me being Ford or Holden, I'd personally like to see a full grid of Van Guards heading into turn 1 at Phillip Island
Strange but true...

[MG]

Theres nothing wrong with Skaifey! Him commentating is the only way i can get my fix now lol, Id shag him in a heartbeat ;D

[mjmurphy87]

he better watch out, one decent breath of air in the nose, he'll loose the mic.

and denyer too

[wuwacing]

Hey, great call mjmurph... Hadn't thought bout that.. Jeez, the Channel 7 OH &S guys are going to go into overdrive with that possibility!!!!!!!
And poor old Denyer!!! Just got back from his nasty back injury, shorter than before & now the poor bastards gotta watch out for Hoover Beak sucking him up.. Still, better than sucking him off I guess!!!!
When's the next rnd, I want to make sure the mute button works on the remote.....

[wuwacing]

Well, BCR's Rnd 2 is half over & it's already becoming a Ford benefit!!!!! Might have to send them out with only 2 wheels fitted, which 2 is anybodies guess
Anyway, getting on with matters of little significance & I find this incredibly difficult to say, I'm warming to Skaifey
If only for the fact he shuts bloody Crompton up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Jeez, there's hope that Osama & Obama will sit down to Xmas dinner at this rate.....
Enjoy the rest of Rnd 2 of the Ford Benefit Cup & don't forget,
If you can keep your head while all around you are loosing theirs', chances are you'll be the tallest in the room!!!!